stupid stories #4 (really stupid)

Harry was really tired that day. Where did you go asked aunt Petunia? I went to the bar and had a few cocktails and a pint. What’s going on dear asked uncle Vernon? This kid just committed underage drinking. He can drink all he wants, just hope he suffocates from all that alcohol. That’s a good idea love. Would you two shut your mouths?

One day, I went to the toy shop to buy some unnecessary stuff. At the shop I stumbled upon the greatest warrior ever to live in the game “greatest warrior ever to live”. He looked exactly like his profile in the internet, with that broad shoulder of his. I greeted him with the “greatest warrior ever to live greet” and he replied as if he was just a newbie. He was actually trying to remember the greet, he got it slightly right. It was a shocker. To shock me even more was that he was holding a pirated copy of “greatest warrior ever to live” ultimate cheat book. He probably bought it at the “Pirates ‘r’ us” book store a level up. This is going to be a huge story at the games internet forum. I gave him a (I think it was) a really terrible look. He didn’t react at all.

That night I logged on to my game account. I saw that my friend aceraspirewithatiradeongraphicscardandintelcoretwoduoprocessor (weird name) was online. So I started to chat with him. I told him about the incident at the toy shop. He was more shocked than me that he accidentally released one of his home made worm viruses. It was a good thing that I got the latest version of nortin anti-virus software. We decided to check if nork (the game champion) is online. Too bad he wasn’t.

I sent my resume at Microsoft trying my luck as the president of the company. Ten years after, I got the letter, and was being promoted as the president. It seems that bill gates had a brain tumor because of unknown reasons and is paralyzed and isn’t capable of working forever. I was supposed to meet him at the Microsoft residence before I start work. Couple of weeks (not meaning two weeks….duh…you subtitle people at the TV stations) later I went to the official residence and met up with Mr. Gates himself. At that time he was swimming in his 1 mile wide swimming pool. So much for paralyzed forever. He was swimming like an Olympic bronze medalist. He said he was tired of business and dedicated his life to spending $338 000 000 of his 1 trillion personal asset. He had to lie to the public. Lucky man he was. He said when he resigned and picked a replacement for him he found in his old drawer he never opened for 10 years a very funny letter. He decided to pick this brave and creative man that wrote this letter to be the president, that was me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.