stupid stories #3

I can kill you in three seconds and you wouldn’t feel the pain. I believe, from my sources, that you have recently bought a handgun.

So I did. It’s none of your business.

It seems to be so. It seems that what you just purchased is a rare 99 calibre revolver with gold signatures of the maker.

It very well is. And what’s your problem?

It concerns me that Aiken, the leader of the Green Mob recently lost such a gun.

Well I didn’t steal it from him. I bought it at Ganker’s.

And you know very well that Ganker is a thief and sells back the stolen stuff at his shop.

That’s just rumours.

Well, you should believe it.

Believing it has no good.

But its true. I got tricked and bought my stolen watch back from him.

Tough luck, eh.

I squeezed the truth out of him after noticing a scratch on the watch i got couple of years back.

Like I said, its you’re problem.

I accidently overheard at the Green Mob meeting that they have organised a little search party for his beloved revolver that is identical to your new one.

Okay. I admit, i know Ganker is a thief. But it was a bargain.

Give it back to him and ask your money back. If he refuses, tell him you know me.

Why are you being such a good guy all of a sudden?

Do you really want to know the truth?

Shoot me.

I just got back from the hospital and I’m.....I’m....I’m................I’m.....................

Say it already

I’M YOU’RE FATHER

WHAT THE F#$%!!!!!!!